MARRIAGE

 "Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring,   
   Wedding ring and Suffering!"
     -Anonymous

  “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy 

    marriages.”  
      ― Friedrich Nietzsche

 “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women   

   

   marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both 

  

   disappointed.”  

     ― Albert Einstein

 
  
 “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain 

   

   he's not the man she married?”  

     ― Barbra Streisand

  “A great marriage is not when the 'perfect  couple' comes together. It 
    is  when an imperfect   couple learns to enjoy their differences.”      
     ― Dave Meurer
  

  “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in  the wedding cup,  
    
    whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."  
    ― Ogden Nash
   

  “I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in  the English language. 

    

    Could it be that "I do" is  the longest sentence?”  

    ― George Carlin

  “Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married
    to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that is a treat.”  
    ― Joanne Woodward

    “They say love is blind...and marriage

   is an institution. Well, I'm not ready 

   for an institution for the blind just yet.” 

       -Mae West
    
    “The secret of a happy marriage still  
   remains a secret.” 
        -Henny Youngman

     "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is

   just the decision maker."       

       -Woody Allen.

 "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let   
   him keep her." 
   -Sacha Guitry.