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QUOTES ABOUT LIFE

 “It is better to be hated for what you are

     than to be loved for what you are not.” 

― André Gide, 




“Where there is love there is life.” 

― Mahatma Gandhi




“But better to be hurt by the truth than

   comforted with a lie.” 
 
-- Khaled Hosseini
 



“Life is like riding a bicycle.

  To keep your balance, you must keep  

  moving.” 

      ― Albert Einstein

NOT A FRIEND

Two office mates and neighbors were having conversation at their office.

JOHN: When I left home this morning, I saw your wife kissing your friend.

Peter rushed home angrily..

After half an hour, he came back and slapped John.

PETER: You stupid fool! He's not my friend!

MALALAKI PO!

Sa isang seminario...
Madre: Father, pagsabihan mo naman 'yong mga seminarista. Umiihi sila sa pader!

Father: Sister naman. Maliit na bagay, huwag mo nang pansinin!

Madre: Naku! Father, malalaki po!

"I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash".

                                                                                        anonymous

 "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore".
                                                                                                                         Yogi Berra

 "I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed"

                                                                                                                         George Carlin

ALOCHOL

"Bakit alak ang laging hanap ng mga taong may problema at nasasaktan?"

"Kasi sanay na tayo na laging "alcohol" ang gamot kapag nasusugatan."

"It's a lot easier to make an audience cry than to make them laugh. But it's a lot different when you appeared to be laughable"

                                                                                                       

                                                                             MILLAN M.CABIA

HOW COMMON IS COMMON SENSE?